Hogfest
the offical tournament of mdmb
The tournament starts May 1st at 9:00 am and ends at 12:00 am on Cinco de mayo. Largest Hogfish wins.
The winner will be awarded a cash prize and crowned “Hogg Boss”. The winner will be referred to as “Boss” moving forward until Dethroning
Rules
1. You must do Drugs that are deemed a “Group activity” (MDMB Code of Conduct)
2. You must be “Jellyfish” certified
3. All fish taken must be with a “normal” spear gun. No gas and electric-powered fully automatic spear blasters (Chris Rule).
4. Free Diving only (When spearing fish)
5. The person with the smallest fish of the day will be crowned “Fish Bitch”.
The total collective length of your fish will measure this. Shooting illegal fish will be subtracted from the total length.
For example, if you shoot 3 fish (10”, 30”, 20”) and the 10” one is illegal, you will have a total of 40” of fish (30+20-10). If you end the day in the Negative, it will be carried over to the next day. If you do not shoot anything in the day you will be excluded from becoming the Fish Bitch. The total collective length of your fish will measure this. Shooting illegal fish will be subtracted from the total length.
Hogfest Shanty
(Verse 1)
Boss Hog: Oh, raise your spliff, ye sons of the sea!
All: Hogfest calls, wild and free!
Boss Hog: With spear in hand and bud in tow,
All: To the ocean’s depths we boldly go!
(All Together)
So drink, boys, drink! Let the barrels flow!
We’ll feast like kings where the warm winds blow!
With fish in our hands and salt in our veins,
We’ll toast to the sea ‘til none remain!
(Verse 2)
Boss Hog: Who rides the tide with power and grace?
All: Boss Hog leads, none take his place!
Boss Hog: Who sinks below with shame and dread?
All: Fish Bitch flails—his name is dead!
(All Together)
So smoke, boys, smoke! This reef with me!
We’ll feast like kings on our bounty from the sea!
With a bong in hand and bud in the bowl,
Rip one for me and I'll spear one for y'all!
ALL TOGETHER: HOGFEST FOREVER!